Thursday, July 30, 2009

BIRTH!!!!!

The following took place June 27, 2009

After 25 hrs of a long and trying labor, Brody Donovan Blount finally made his entrance into the world. Luckily he arose with all body parts intact!!! He came out a whopping 8 lbs 9 oz. and was 20 in. long. Shortly after taking sight of his mother, whom for all of 9 months he assumed was an evil monster, he broke out in tears. But soon he realized who was boss and clung to her breast. Meanwhile Brody's father, Donovan, stood in shock and began crying like a little girl. SIKE!!! Although witnesses claim to have seen his eyes water up, he denies all allegations. It was an amazing feat and people from all over america traveled to Los Angeles to witness the birth of young Brody. Many believe he is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson, others think he is the return of Jehova. When his parents are asked what they think of all this commotion, they respond, "He is the ONE." Despite all the speculation, one thing is for sure. HE SURE IS CUTE AINT HE!?!??!?!

1 comment:

  1. you know the pic where you said he was trying to wave? he wasn't waving! he was saying "westsiiiiide"

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